“Look man I’m sorry I’ve been cursing. But fuck that shit I gotta express myself bitch”

— 50 Cent

"You can change who you are, without changing who you were."

A billion times yes...

^_^

God: “I love that story, Noah and the Ark. You know a lot of people miss the point of that story. They think its about God’s wrath and anger”.
Evan’s Wife: “What is the story about then? the Ark?”
God: “Well I think its a love story, about believing in each other. You know the animals showed up in pairs, they stood by each other side by side. Just like Noah and his family.”
Evan’s Wife: “But my husband says God told him to do it. What do you do with that?”
God: “Sounds like an opportunity, let me ask you something… If someone prays for patience, you think God gives him patience? Or does He give them the opportunity to be patient? If they pray for courage, does God give them courage? Or does He give them the opportunity to be courageous? If some one prayed for their family to be closer, you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feeling or does He give the opportunities for them to love each other?”

—	Evan Almighty, 2007

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

— Tom Wilson (Ziggy)

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"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned." — Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"How 'bout icing it? Lol. Dwight"

"We go days without having a meaningful conversation, and I used to miss you so much when that happened. But it never seemed like you missed me. And I guess because of it, I stopped missing you."

Every single word.

Yes

(Sedaris 9)

"A person had to do these things because nothing was worse than the anguish of not doing them [...] My brain would never for one moment let me forget it."

Convo on text

Bro: txt me when mom scoopa you up
Me: ok
Me: I'm getting scooped right now
Bro: lollll reread what you send me lulzzzz

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Father Abrahammm

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"The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be."

— Marcel Pagnol

"The perception of beauty is a moral test."

— Henry David Thoreau

For just about everything

" [There are things that are just] mutually exclusive lifestyles; they don’t have to be in opposition unless someone like you insists on calling one better than the other. Quit being so judgmental. Live how you want to live, already. Let others do the same."

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On the point of relationships.

What’s the point of relationships? If the initial high is temporary and then you stick together until you hate each other so much that you cheat or break up, then what’s the point? Is there ever a time when people find someone they really love?

The human condition is a fun ride, but don’t ever forget that we’re all just a bunch of talking meat wrapped around a sack of warm shit programmed to eat, sleep, and fuck.

We’re social animals with a biological imperative to reproduce. That’s it. That’s all. Love is a neurochemical response with a shelf life long enough to perpetuate the species.

And hey, I don’t wanna hear you complaining about it either, because quite frankly, you’re one lucky motherfucker to have air in your lungs and the opportunity to be confused by it at all.

The last breath you just took is one more than a hundred billion human beings who came before you will ever get to take again, and one day, the last breath you just took will be the last breath you’ll ever take.

That day is the point of relationships, that day when you cease to fucking exist, because it’s guaranteed, my friend. This shit all ends, so cram as much love, joy, and shout-it-from-the-rooftops happiness as you possibly can into whatever time you can make for yourself.

Meet as many interesting people as you can. Make as many friends as you can. Fall in love as many times as you can. Fuck if it hurts sometimes. You’re one of the lucky ones who’s still breathing.

All we have in this world is relationships with other people. At this stage in our evolution, nothing else matters.

—  Dear Coke Talk

(Golding 54)

He wanted to explain how people were never quite what you thought they were.

"In friendship, you don't need to find the most interesting one. Just the most loyal one. "

— Wilson Kanadi

(y)

[…] There were girls before you. There will be girls after you.
Learn to deal with it like an adult.

— Dear Coke Talk